dursley

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

It’s called the Tardis. It can travel anywhere in time and space. And it’s mine.

taliabobalia:

dwarferinthetardis:

lillith-thesubmissive:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

killedtheinnocentpeople:

The making of Billy.

Billy belonged to Mary Shaw.

imaginewillgrahamcracker:

Imagine Will Graham saying Alana ‘professionalinterestzoned’ him.

iguanamouth:

you’re gonna look so goddamn cool